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The book is available for pre-orders! - December 14, 2010

It's finally becoming reality- the final book has gone to the printer, and it is available for preorder at amazon.com, tellmepress.com, and barnesandnoble.com!
Official release date is Feb. 1, 2011, but I believe the preorders will be delivered sooner than that.

Check out this gorgeous cover:

The Book reviews are starting to come in - November 26, 2010

http://www.luckyyogini.com/index.php/2010/11/25/win-a-copy-of-how-can-you-not-laugh-at-a-time-like-this/
I will admit, when Carla first contacted me regarding her book, I wasn’t interested in reading about someone going through illness or major health challenges. For whatever reason, I didn’t delete her email. I reread her email, checked out her website, read more about her book, I was completely taken with her amazing outlook on life, her tenacity and her passion. I emailed her back and asked if I could review her book. I wasn’t disappointed.

Carla talks to you honestly, on every level, in her book. She also does it with a fantastic sense of humor. Carla recants her journey through illness, from discovery, traversing the health care maze and dealing with friends and family. Throughout the book she also injects all of her crazy thoughts, ideas and opinions with great wit.

My favourite chapter, one that everyone can relate to, sick or not is Chapter 3, That’s Inflammatory! What Not to Eat if You Have an Autoimmune Disease, as well all have to eat. Part 8: But I Like Eating Crap! is my favourite section. I too want to become a reformed crapitarian! No spoiler alert here. You have to read the book.

Click on the above link for a chance to enter the contest and win a free copy of the book!

Book update - October 8, 2010

Wooh! I got 10 copies of the advance version of my book. Advance copies have no cover, no pictures, no graphics, just the text. But what this means is, it's going out to reviewers, and it's becoming a reality. For years I've wanted to write a book to share with everyone the things I found helpful in dealing with nasty chronic diseases, to offer some hope, some help, and a bit of humor. Being able to laugh in a tough situation is a wonderful gift, and I wanted to share it. And soo, I will finally be able to do so in book form! It is currently schedule to be released Feb. 1, 2011. "How Can You Not Laugh at a Time Like This? Facing Illness with Humor, Creativity, and Grit."
(That's grit, not grits...)

I'm Writing a Book - July 5, 2010

I've had this notion for years that I'd write a book about my adventures as a patient.

Over the past year, I thought about it more than usual, and boom- a book deal fell into my lap! It's a small press doing interesting books.

My book, which I've been secretly working on since fall of 2008, is slated to come out in early 2011. It's a collection of humorous essays such as "You Can Biopsy When I'm Dead: My 15 Least Favorite Medical Procedures," and "Top 10 Annoying Things to Say to Someone Who's Just Been Diagnosed."

I've gathered a few pictures for possible inclusion in the book, ranging from attractive to mildly humiliating. My famous $40 wig will hopefully make it into the photo section.

It has been copy-edited (they fixed my typos and grammatical errors- I made a lot so the editors would feel needed). We're entering the final phases- final revisions, graphics, biz stuff with the publicist.

I'll keep you posted on the expected release date as we make more progress on these last bits of business.

One Woman Show! - May 10, 2010

The premiere of my one woman show, "How Can You Not Laugh at a Time Like This?" at TaDa Theater, off broadway in New York CIty, was a big success!
It was a short show, clocking in at around 20 minutes. This was a toe-in-the-water test for the material, to see if the general public would want to see a show about illness. In the past I've limited my "sick humor" material to about 3 songs in a 60-90 performance of general comedy. The good news is, they really enjoyed it, so I'll be expanding the show to an hour!
It's a mix of comedy and music, and a little bit of uncommon sense. Give me about 6 months to finish writing the long version, then watch for some full-length performances of the show.

One Woman Show Premiere! - February 18, 2010

One-woman show premiere!
"How Can You Not Laugh at a Time Like This?"
New York City
Thurs., May 6, 9pm
Emerging Artists Theatre presents…ILLUMINATING ARTISTS: New Work Series
Tada Theatre
15 West 28th St., 2nd Floor
Between Broadway/5th Avenue
$10 Admission
Advance Tickets & Exact Showtimes at
www.emergingartiststheatre.org
This is a humorous show including comedy and songs, about surviving illness- and the medical system!

Duet with a Klingon: #5 for the year! - December 27, 2009

"Duet with a Klingon" is in Dr. Demento's "Funny 25" of 2009. In fact, it's #5 for the year.

http://dmdb.org/cgi-bin/plinfo.pl?drd09.1227.html

Holiday greeting - December 10, 2009

from me and tony romeo

box sets, holiday CD - December 7, 2009

Leftovers is back- temporarily! I unearthed a partial box of Leftovers CDs in my garage. If you've ever seen my garage, you understand how easily a small box could get misplaced. Of course, I know you haven't ever seen my garage, because I won't let anyone in there, lest they never make it back out.

Box Sets are back! Because there are 8 copies of Leftovers, Box Sets are also (temporarily) back!
OK, there's no actual box- it's just a great deal: get all 5 Carla Ulbrich CDs for $50 including shipping. Until I run out of Leftovers.

The New Live CD is on the Grammy Ballot! - October 18, 2009

The new CD, "LIVE FROM OUTER SPACE," is on the ballot for the Grammys!

It's in the comedy category, along with 50 other artists, including Jonathan Coulton, Capital steps, Kathy Griffin, Paula Poundstone, Jeffrey Ross, Christopher Titus, Ron White, Jonathan Winters, Rodney carrington, Cledus t judd, Weird Al Yankovic, Steven Colbert, George Lopez, Dane Cook, Stephen Lynch, Nick DiPaolo, and Patton Oswalt.

Nominations, where they narrow the field further, down to 5 in each category, will be announced Dec. 2, 2009. Approximately 7000 people are voting members of the academy.

The actual Grammy awards will be presented Jan. 31, 2010.

Conventions! - September 21, 2009

I'm just home from a long fabulous trip that involved a medical convention (for patients), a filk convention (science fiction music convention), a folk venue, and a general interest science fiction convention, with 2 days of sightseeing on the Pacific Coast Highway squeezed in. And lunch with Dr. Demento.

I'll try to be brief because I haven't had much sleep and that means lots of typos.

The Myositis convention was wonderful. A gathering for patients with a rare autoimmune disease, it is often the first time many of the attendees have ever met anyone else with the same diagnosis. I was the kickoff presenter, and I sang songs and talked about keeping a sense of humor and removing blame and shame from our situation. Wonderful bunch of people, and a very meaningful day for me.

Conchord was the "filk" convention in Woodland Hills (L.A. area) where I was guest of honor. A small but very charming music convention, they sang me a birthday dirge to the tune of volga boatman. It's a must-hear. They treated me wonderfully, and I was delighted to hear some great new songs from Kathleen Sloan and to finally hear Kathy Mar.

Highlights on California's hwy 1 include going under the golden gate bridge for a very strange view of it, and checking out the park on the south side of the bridge. the one of the north side is also very cool. We stumbled upon a beach made entirely of pebbles somewhere on that highway.

We saw some folks doing what I guess is called para=boogie-boarding? parasurfing? You use a kite-like sail to propel you along the water on a small surfboard. We hiked into a state park and saw some giant redwoods, and did the 17-mile drive at Pebble Beach (didn't see any beaches made of pebbles at the place actually called pebble beach, a golf resort area full of pricey mansions and a nature reserve). On "bird rock," there are bunches of sea lions and seals. Very stinky, but supremely cool. I have pictures.

Finally, we landed at Fencon, a general interest science fiction convention in Dallas, where I was one of the guests of honor, along with Paul Cornell, Lois McMaster Bujold, and Keith R A DeCandido. There were many other guests, including Tom Smith, Luke Ski, and the dashing and talented Joe Giacoio.

I was at the very first Fencon in 2004, and I have to say I *love* the programming there. A great mix of writing, music, art, costumes, and extremely well-run. It feels like a party, but without the guy with the lampshade on his head. Oh wait, there was one of those at the masquerade. If you've never been to a science fiction convention, this is a great first one to try. About 700-800 attendees, it's not too crowded, but plenty going on. www.fencon.org
I'm home (for now) and back to my 2 days a week of guitar students, my dog, and some fruits and vegetables. I've had enough road food!

It's here: The new live CD! - August 5, 2009

This is mostly non-medical humor (except for the bits about coffee enemas and tombstones). Mostly just a bunch of silly songs and jokes recorded live in concert at the XM radio performance theater last summer.

But laughter is the best medicine, so if you want to get your mind off your troubles (unless your trouble is with Klingons), this may be just what the doctor ordered.

Here's what's on the CD:
- Let it Go
- The Force Is the Force
- My Love
- I hope you’re happy
- Duet With a Klingon (live, featuring my husband, Joe, as the Klingon)
- Bad Song Ideas
- Big Hit Medley
- One Good Song
- Scrambled Eggs
- It’s Never Polite to Ask a Girl How Old She Is
- We Don’t Need a Walmart
- If I Had the Copyright (The F word Song- bleeped)
- Duet with a klingon- studio cut

plus some comedy bits.

I had great engineers, so the sound quality is fantastic. And a really talented illustrator, so the graphics are awesome.

Buy it here! Click this text to add to Cart $12.98 Buy it here!

review of 5/29/09 show - June 1, 2009

Live CD update - April 30, 2009

The CD is mixed, edited, and mastered!
Now working on graphics. I have the fabulous Debbie Ohi doing the art!

Editing the Live CD - April 4, 2009

Hard at work when time is available on editing last summer's Live at XM radio concert into a CD. Have to remove some previously released songs, cut it up into separate tracks, and find the balance of guitar, voice, and audience. Aiming for summer '09.

Standup Comedy School! - April 2, 2009

I took a 4-week standup comedy class at the Stress Factory (great comedy club in New Brunswick, NJ). We graduated Sunday. This is a great thing to put on your bucket list!

http://hubcity.tv/School_of_Comedy.html
I'm at the end.

Teaching guitar - March 25, 2009

I've decided to go back to teaching 3 days a week so i can fund all these great projects I want to bring you- the Live CD, the leftovers CD, the book tour.

I love teaching- I've taught guitar over the years at 2 stores, my basement, 2 colleges, and 2 summer camps.

Currently I'm finishing up a beginner's group class (done through Franklin Township) and offering ongoing private lessons at Lou Rose Music in Edison, NJ and Golden Age Instruments in Wesfield, NJ.

Lou Rose is a great shop for sheet music, accessories, beginner guitars, and of course lessons. Golden Age is filled with fantastic high-end guitars, both vintage and new. Both are one-store, owner operated businesses (not franchise chain stores).

If you're interested in lessons, I've got just a few spots left. e me.
carlau@mindspring.com

Attending a Health Conference - January 8, 2009

Sometimes the "next right thing" to do is really obvious. This is one of those. I have been griping about the state of our health care system for years now. Well, here are some people who are going beyond just griping and actually trying to change it, to envision what a healing, affirming, affordable, fair health care system would look like.

I jumped on board and will be attending (as a student). "Thinking Outside the Box" healthcare system design intensive in
Baltimore Maryland, Feb. 2-5.

www.patchadams.org
School for Designing a Society
www.designingasociety.org

Shifting gears - December 14, 2008

I'm keeping a lighter performance schedule in '09 so I can focus on several projects I want to complete.

Meanwhile enjoy this goofy little video I put together ("Duet with a Klingon") for a song on my upcoming Live CD- coming out in Spring 09 (I hope!)

WLSC - December 3, 2008

I was a contestant in the Williamsburg Live Song Contest in November. For anyone outside of Brooklyn, this is not in Virginia, but a neighborhood within Brooklyn. I didn't win, but I made the top 9 (of 150 selected to compete), and the guy whose song I liked the most won.

A lot like the time in 1998 or so when I was in a live song contest at Eddie's Attic with 25 other acts and I heard this duo "Lo-fi Masters." I said to myself "Those two should win. Of course, I want to win, but if they don't make it at least to the top 2, those judges are deaf.

Well, they won, and shortly after that one of the guys left the duo. The other guy went on to release a few albums and date Jennifer Aniston. Yeah, John Mayer. How much is that other guy from the "lo-fi masters" kicking himself right now? Oh, yeah I made it to the top 4 that night. And a few months after that I was playing at Eddie's and John was working the door. (The record contract took a little while to come about).

Carla in concert on XM radio - July 23, 2008

Carla Ulbrich LiVE!
XM15 is proud to present Carla Ulbrich live from XM Satellite Radio Performance Theater before an audience. Get ready for Carla unleashed - one hour of PG-13 comedy. And you may find this performance on a CD sometime in 2008.

Eastern Time:
Tuesday Aug 19, noon,
Friday Aug 22, midnight

Don't have XM? Not a problem!
Go to
www.xmradio.com/villageoffer and listen on the internet for free!

Carla to appear at Chet Atkins Convention - July 3, 2008

What a thrill! I'll be singing a song or 3 in the "Licks and Laughter" concert at the Chet Atkins Appreciation Society Convention (CAAS) at the Music City Sheraton in Nashville. The convention runs from Wednesday night through Saturday night, July 9-11.

Also in the Licks and Laughter concert- the affable Antsy McClain of the Trailer Park Troubadours, and Todd Hallawell, a Winfield Fingerpicking Champion. Maybe a 4th person... we'll see!

I attended this convention several times before ever getting on stage last year (also for the Licks and Laughter concert). Chet was quite an icon, quite the country gentleman, and quite an entertainer. No wonder there is both an appreciation society and a convention. Like fingerpickin'? check out http://www.misterguitar.com/caas/
Be there or be... somewhere else!

upcoming tour - March 25, 2008

Hey I'm headed South to do some shows in Louisiana, Arkansas, South Carolina, and North Carolina. I'll also be enjoying 10 minutes of fame on TV with "Good Morning Arkansas!" No, you can't call in and vote me off, but you can tune in and see just how many pounds the camera adds...

The Aiken Uu and Louisiana hospital fundraiser are "Sick Humor" shows The others will be a mix.

bookmark me! - January 13, 2008

Me on facebook - November 16, 2007

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